There are more than 5 million Dear Dumb Diary books in print! Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don´t tell her. Dear Dumb Diary, I went five whole days without seeing or hearing from Angeline. I was beginning to get used to it. It´s true that I have learned to overlook many of Angeline´s flaws, like her flawlessness, but she can still be difficult to be around. Like when she´s lit perfectly, for example. To my extreme credit, I have learned to pretend to ignore Angeline´s failure to not be perfect.